Holy Grail - credits

MONTY PYTHON
AND THE HOLY GRAIL


  Mønti Pythøn lk den Hølie Grailen

  Røtern nik Akten Di

  Wik

  Alsø wik

  Alsø alsø wik

  Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

  See the løveli lakes

  The wonderful telephøne system

  And mani interesting furry animals

        The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
        Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
        University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
        making of this film.
        The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
        are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
        or history of any person is entirely accidental and
        unintentional.
                        Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

  Including the majestic møøse 

  A Møøse once bit my sister ...

  No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the møøse
  with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
  her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
  star of many Norwegian møvies:  "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
  Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
  Nordfink".

  We apologise for the fault in the
  subtitles.  Those responsible have been
  sacked.

  Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

  We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles.  Those
  responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
  have been sacked.

  Møøse trained by            TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA

  Special Møøse Effects       OLAF PROT
  Møøse Costumes              SIGGI CHURCHILL
  Møøse Choreographed by      HORST PROT III
  Miss Taylor's Møøses by     HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
  Møøse trained to mix
  concrete and sign com-
  plicated insurance
  forms by                    JURGEN WIGG
  Møøses' noses wiped by      BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER

  Large møøse on the left
  half side of the screen
  in the third scene from
  the end, given a thorough
  grounding in Latin,
  French and "O" Level
  Geography by                BO BENN

  Suggestive poses for the
  Møøse suggested by          VIC ROTTER
  Antler-care by              LIV THATCHER

  The directors of the firm hired to
  continue the credits after the other
  people had been sacked, wish it to
  be known that they have just been
  sacked.

  The credits have been completed
  in an entirely different style at
  great expense and at the last
  minute.

  Executive Producer
        JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama

  The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
  Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
  University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
  making of this film.
  The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
  are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
  or history of any person is entirely accidental and
  unintentional.
  Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
  JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
  EARL J. LLAMA
  MIKE Q. LLAMA III
  SY LLAMA
  MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
  Directed By
  40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
  ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
  6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
  142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
  14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
  (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
  REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
  76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
  FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY
  and
  TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES